Just for fun, I just googled myself. Always nice to know what a disembodied information cloud is saying about you.
There's a lot of software out there that intercepts Google searches and returns a site that appears to be just what you're looking for. Then, when you go there, it's just a bunch of ads for nothing remotely related to what you wanted, and indeed if you search that page for your search terms they're nowhere to be found.
But I just found a surreal little upgrade to that algorithm. One of the hits that came up was remarkably similar in wording to my own blog. (What are the odds?)
The text of the hit read:
Tim J. Moerman. city-limits artisan * activity beatnik * artisan * smartest guy in the room, depending on the allowance .... Tim J. Moerman: I'm an burghal ...
Sort of took existing hits and replaced a few words with synonyms (or not quite.)
But I rather like it. City-limits artisan? Activity beatnik? Why, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week!